Johnny Lead Foot. Me.

Johnny Lead Foot.  Me.  I'm on staff, and you're all lucky for it.  I could give a rat's liver about movie reviews and cute little SuckTube videos John will be throwing up here.  I focus on things that matter so much, they make me mad.  It's much more fun when I'm mad. 

I'm stating, out front, that I will be your favorite contributor here, because I'll say things your thinking, but you're too ashamed to say.  Heck, if you aren't thinking them, you should be, and when you're through with my submissions, you WILL be thinking them.  My stuff's is that relevant and powerful.  MIND CONTROL.

So, what makes me mad? 

• Driving in Miami where people drive at 20mph in both lanes while they blast music and scream into their cell phones.  How about a little respect for other citizens?
• Corporate control of the government.  This is expected in Somalia or pinko France, but in the USofA?  Horseshit.  We should all be mad at this.  
• Standing in line at a Best Buy when, mid-winter, they have heated the store to 84 degrees.  In fact, any over-compensation for the weather makes me nuts.  [See wasted energy below.]
• Religion.  They are all cults. 
• Waiting more than 15 seconds for a barista to ring up a venti tea.  In fact, there is a 94% chance that someone operating a cash register will piss me off. 
• Wasted energy, i.e., waverunners, Paris, "stand by" modes in electronics, Nascar, Best Buys in winter. 
• Inefficient governmenting.  So.  Much.  Here.  I'm itching to write something soon the TSA.  Talk about wasted energy.

So, this is me.  I'm not on a schedule; I'll write when I want to.  I don't care what's asked of me by those running this blog and by those reading it.  I could care less, and you will be grateful when I drop one of my nuggets on you. 

I'm going to be the best: the most interesting, intelligent, informed blogger on this idea-fest.  This has been your pleasure.  Look for my gems whenever-the-fuck I want to share them.

 - JLF