J.C.: B. Hussein Obama's Life Explained by Coulter! Yay!

I didn't like that speech, though, and Ann Coulter did an analysis on it that she just put on her blog (Yay! Blogs!) that put all the pieces together for me.  First off, no one read Hussein's book because otherwise they'd all realize that he is, apparently, on par with Hitler!  No!  Hitler was like, really, bad!  Really!  We don't want another Hitler running this country!

About Hussein's book, Coulter said in her last blog post, OBAMA'S DIMESTORE 'MEIN KAMPF':

"Has anybody read this book? Inasmuch as the book reveals Obama to be a flabbergasting lunatic, I gather the answer is no. Obama is about to be our next president: You might want to take a peek. If only people had read 'Mein Kampf' ..."

I can't believe Hussein is that mean!  Hussein is going to try to take over the world like Hitler did!  It's unbelievable!  Wow!  I mean, who is going to vote for this guy?

Well, back to B. Hussein Obama's misleading speech to the country where he was defending his relationship with his preacher guy.  In his speech, Hussein admitted his grandmother was racist towards black people!  That was a revelation, but Coulter knows it's a giant lie to cover up the real truth!  Good for Hussein to admit that, but Coulter read his book, too, and she pulled it aaaaaaaaaaaall together.  She's so smart!  ;-)  As Coulter says:

"As recounted in Obama's autobiography, the only evidence that his grandmother feared black men comes from Obama's good-for-nothing, chronically unemployed white grandfather, who accuses Grandma of racism as his third excuse not to get dressed and drive her to work."

Apparently Hussein's grandfather's just lazy!  His grandmother was not racist!  It all came down to an argument between grandmother and grandfather about how she's going to get to work at 6:30 in the morning.  She had been "aggressively solicited by a homeless man at the bus stop" one day and then asked his help to work because she felt unsafe.  That became a looooooooooong argument between them where she wanted him to drive her and he was too lazy to wake up that early.  According to Hussein's book, his grandfather said, "(S)he just wants me to feel bad."  As Coulter puts it all together:

"First, the good-for-nothing grandfather told Obama that Grandma was just trying to guilt him into driving her.

"Next, he complained about his non-work routine being disrupted, saying: 'She's been catching the bus ever since she started at the bank. ... And now, just because she gets pestered a little, she wants to change everything!

"Only after Obama had offered to drive his grandmother to work himself and it was becoming increasingly clear what a selfish lout the grandfather was, did Grandpa produce his trump card. The reason he wouldn't get his lazy butt dressed and drive Grandma to work was ... she was a racist!

"As Obama recounts it, on Grandpa's third try at an excuse, he told Obama: 'You know why she's so scared this time? I'll tell you why. Before you came in, she told me the fella was black. That's the real reason she's bothered. And I just don't think that's right.' So I guess I'll be heading back to the sack now!

"That makes sense. It certainly never bothers me when crazy white people harass and threaten me.

"This is Obama's own account of what happened, which -- as anyone can see -- consisted of his slacker grandfather making a series of excuses to avoid having to drive the sole bread-earner in the family to work."

Coulter has air-tight analysis!  Yay!  Girl power!  It took her analysis to figure out what happened between B. Hussein Obama's grandparents.  She's so smart!

Don't forget that Coulter has a book out now called, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans.  I can't recommend it enough!  :-)  She's so insightful.


 - Jenn Cloutier [Clue-Tea-YAY!]