J.C.: Why is Obama Sensitive to the New Yorker Cover

I mean, am I the only one who realizes that Hussein was in a muslim school as a kid and that his middle name is HUSSEIN?  I can't believe the country isn't up in arms that this muslim, who does the terrorist bump with his wife, is even being considered for President!  Am I the only one who sees that he is going to turn this country over to Osama Bin Laden if he is elected?  ;-(

I mean, the New Yorker got it right, and it came from the pumpernickel liberals who just want to hand this country over to Al Qaida, raise taxes and give all the money to social projects that just benefit the poor?  Just like the New Yorker shows, there won't be an American's photo hanging in the White House, there will be a photo of Americas Most Wanted on the wall.  In addition, all of the American flags in the country would be burned in the oval office's fireplace.

I mean, I'm sorry I'm so mad and spitting so much venom, but it's so obvious!  That's why Hussein's campaign is, like, so mad about this cover.  The truth is coming out, and even the liberals are starting to see what this man's true intention is.  If it wasn't true, would Hussein care?  I mean, if I say that Hussein Obama is a lizard, will he get upset?  No, because it's not true.  But this?  Very sensitive towards it!  It's like a couple of weeks back when someone wanted to take a picture with him, or something, and he asked them to step back because they were dressed like muslims.  He doesn't want to be near them before he gets in that white house, then they'll be setting up tarps and digging out caves in the white house lawn.

I'm full HAWT, as JLF says.

 - Jenn Cloutier [Clue-Tea-YAY!]