J.C.: Sarah Palin is the Best! She Should be President!
[To see Johnny Lead Foot's comments on Palin, check out JLF: Sarah Palin is a Disaster. McCain? Not Doing Well Either.]
I know it's Saturday and this is the first weekend post, ever, on HAWTaction, but.... I.... like.... have to talk about how excited I am for John McCain's pick for his Vice President. I mean, I've already outlined why I think Obama's a terrible candidate, but now? [Click on my name in the column on the right to see my work.] With Sarah Palin on board? How can you NOT love this ticket!
I was as surprised as everyone else when McCain announced this news. Who was this foxy momma? She's so hot!!! She looks like Tina Fey, who I don't find to be that funny, and Elaine from Seinfeld, who I didn't find to be that funny, either. So hot! Maybe the reason no one knew who she was because she hasn't had much experience in, like, an elected position. Turns out she is from Alaska - which is like out in the Pacific, but north - where she's been Governor for almost two years. In that time, she has done many great things! First off, she had a baby! That means she got into office, got pregnant nine months into it, then had a pregnancy and took maternity leave. She was back to work three days after the baby's birth. Girl power!
Unfortunately, she's 42 and that probably lead to the complications where they found out that their child had Down syndrome while she was still pregnant. Boo. :-( But, the first thing I'll point out that's so great about Palin is that she doesn't believe in abortion, not even in the case of rape or incest. Did she kill the Down syndrome child in her belly? No. She had that baby and she is so proud of him that she had him up on the stage with the family on tv yesterday. She was such a good mom that it was like she had him as the family mascot! %-) She also had her children signing autographs, which is awesome!
Another great thing about Palin is that she understands how important it is to stop using foreign oil! First off, her husband works for BP, one of the biggest petroleum companies in the world. Therefore, she knows about the industry. She's so into drilling in Alaska that she has actually sued the U.S. government because they are still listing polar bears as endangered species. Still! I can't believe it! I mean, look at how big Alaska is! Polar bears have plenty of places to go! Yeah!
So, Palin said enough of this wildlife coddling! We're going to build pipelines and we're going to drill in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge because there is oil there. She doesn't care that there are thousands and thousands of miles of land already leased by the petroleum companies they aren't drilling on. She knows there's oil in the refuge, and she's pushing to make that happen. It's our oil, after all!!! Bush, incidentally, responded to her law suit by lessening the restrictions for companies working in the area. It's ok for them to now "inconvenience" animals with their construction. Yay!
Another reason she's the best?!?! She doesn't think we are causing global warming. It's not us! We still don't have enough data to make an informed decision! She's totally right.
Also? She thinks creationism should be taught in school. We really don't know how this planet was made, so why are we only focusing on evolution? It actually doesn't make any sense! Why not teach all the options! I mean...the Bible says... well, I'll leave religion out of this.
Palin also wants to reverse Roe v. Wade.
So, I'm not just excited about her... I'm super excited! :-) Even if McCain were to die... like... a couple of months after getting into office, she's totally ready to take over. She has two years running a state of a few hundred thousand people! How much experience do you need to be President? And she would bring the values back to the White House that we need.
You know what I liked most about McCain's announcement? It felt quaint and simple. It felt like a small-town homecoming celebration. It felt like Palin was nervous and talking to a large crowd for the first time. I love that! I mean, the Democrats were in a STADIUM! Boo. How elitist can you get? You can keep your 75,000 people and your stadium. I want something more quaint and personal. I'll take the presidential campaign that feels good and familiar. I'll take the presidential campaign that feels like a homecoming celebration.
I loooooooooooove Sarah Palin! Ladies? Forget Hillary Clinton! We have a real woman to support!
- Jenn Cloutier [Clue-Tea-YAY!]
So, Palin said enough of this wildlife coddling! We're going to build pipelines and we're going to drill in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge because there is oil there. She doesn't care that there are thousands and thousands of miles of land already leased by the petroleum companies they aren't drilling on. She knows there's oil in the refuge, and she's pushing to make that happen. It's our oil, after all!!! Bush, incidentally, responded to her law suit by lessening the restrictions for companies working in the area. It's ok for them to now "inconvenience" animals with their construction. Yay!Another reason she's the best?!?! She doesn't think we are causing global warming. It's not us! We still don't have enough data to make an informed decision! She's totally right.
Also? She thinks creationism should be taught in school. We really don't know how this planet was made, so why are we only focusing on evolution? It actually doesn't make any sense! Why not teach all the options! I mean...the Bible says... well, I'll leave religion out of this.
Palin also wants to reverse Roe v. Wade.
So, I'm not just excited about her... I'm super excited! :-) Even if McCain were to die... like... a couple of months after getting into office, she's totally ready to take over. She has two years running a state of a few hundred thousand people! How much experience do you need to be President? And she would bring the values back to the White House that we need.
You know what I liked most about McCain's announcement? It felt quaint and simple. It felt like a small-town homecoming celebration. It felt like Palin was nervous and talking to a large crowd for the first time. I love that! I mean, the Democrats were in a STADIUM! Boo. How elitist can you get? You can keep your 75,000 people and your stadium. I want something more quaint and personal. I'll take the presidential campaign that feels good and familiar. I'll take the presidential campaign that feels like a homecoming celebration.
I loooooooooooove Sarah Palin! Ladies? Forget Hillary Clinton! We have a real woman to support!
- Jenn Cloutier [Clue-Tea-YAY!]
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You're a dolt. Are you arguing for her or against her?
You praising her sounds exactly like me tearing her down.
I'm the best blogger, ever.
- JLF
I'm with JLF here - you're a dolt.
you are worse than a dolt, you belong on the bottom of a bottomless ocean. Palin is an idiot, and so are you. She is trailer trash