J.C.: I Clue-Tea-YAY! Michele Obama's Designers

I was really shocked that Michelle would pick a dress like that.  I mean, it looks like she's totally wounded, as if she's saying America is, like, injured and bleeding out.  I think it's tooooootally irresponsible and gives power to the terrorists out there... and in here.  Like, terrorists everywhere.

Then there is the inauguration thing where Obama was told he was president of America.  So, Michele decided to dress like this:

I mean, what is that?  Is that a green carpet she cut up and put on herself?  If so, that's one of the gaudiest carpets I've ever seen and I'd never lay it down on my hard wood floors, much less wear it to an event where, like, thousands of people are watching all over the planet.  Michelle, who are you wearing?  30 knot nylon.  (I know my carpets, readers...)

She also could have, like, had the bravery to wear a couple of colors.  Mono-color stuff is, like, only good on that Regis Filbin guy in Who Wants to Be A Millionaire.  She even had green gloves!!!  Michelle could have had some red in there, at least.

Finally, there were a whole lot of balls the President and his wife went to at some point, and she wore the equivalent of a goose.